No One Else Will Listen
Irish sisters Bonnie and Lottie Ryan turn their weekly FaceTime catch-ups into a podcast, sharing the unfiltered and chaotic conversations they'd normally have only with each other. With Bonnie living in New York and Lottie in Dublin, they cover personal life updates, brutally honest takes, and occasional questionable advice. The show features sibling bickering, oversharing, and sisterly advice for listeners. It's messy, real, and the kind of talk you'd never have in public.
Episodes
As Long As You Don't Call Her Winnifred
We're back! And we've got a new cast member, Winnie PLUS a whole live studio audience. After what felt like the longest season cliffhanger in podcast history, Bonnie's finally not pregnant anymore, and she brings us the full, unfiltered story of Winnie's arrival, and let's just say 45 hours of labour earns you the right to milk it for every gory detail.From Branston Pickles to getting freaky
Full Access to the Butthole
We did it! Season 3 has officially made it to the finish line with no surprise baby arrivals… yet. But Bonnie is READY. She’s got her new runners on, the Super Noodles stocked up, and she’s already a full centimetre dilated - just ask her doctor.Meanwhile, Lottie’s busy preparing Bonnie for all the joys still to come: the newborn scrunch, the first steps, and somehow spending your entire paycheck
We Can Get Spooky
Bonnie's still pregnant! At least she has time to squeeze in all the cinema dates. But who's doing bits in the back row? Lottie is that you?!The sisters then spiral into the rapidly growing question: how much AI is too much AI? From chatbots to full AI influencers with cult followings, are we okay? Are we already too far gone?Let them know your thoughts on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted
That Should Be Illegal
Law enforcers, please get in touch. Bonnie has a long list of things that should be illegal, and she’s ready to make some changes.At the top of Lottie’s list? Collecting someone from the airport without a phone. Not for practicality, for the romance of it. Nothing says “simpler times” like wandering around arrivals in a blind panic, hoping you spot a familiar face before a full blown menty b.Slide
They Shit ON the Tent
If anyone deserves a trip to Coachella, it’s Lottie. She’s long overdue a festival experience where people don’t use her sleeping area as a toilet… or a bonfire.Meanwhile, Bonnie feels like she’s basically been, partly from consuming every inch of Coachella content online, and partly because this stage of pregnancy is indistinguishable from the world’s worst hangover.For now, the sisters
I Didn't Get Murdered Today
Lottie’s under the weather this week… and that’s the only thing she’s under (much to Fabio’s disappointment).Meanwhile, Bonnie’s pregnancy is delivering daily surprises, some in the form of unexpected bodily changes, others in the form of random men knocking on her front door. All welcome anyway!Lottie does her best to prepare Bonnie for what’s still to come, from the chaos of the maternity ward t
You Need Therapy
Maybe you don’t need therapy, maybe you just need an exorcism. Preferably performed by a dentist.This week, Lottie’s deep in TikTok witch territory while reality TV has Bonnie in a chokehold. But Bonnie is spending her weekend on egg hunt duty, while Lottie tries to find a parade to insert herself into (tractor pending).Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan 
Where's the Biscuits?
Bonnie’s counting down the days until the big day - the day she finally gets the gas and air in the hospital (sorry, Fabio). Meanwhile Lottie is reminiscing about her own big day as she celebrates her wedding anniversary.The sisters chat all things weddings: what they loved about their big days, what they’d change, and the details they spent far too much time stressing over. They also ta
I'll Annihilate a Bitch
This week the girls take on the wild west that is the internet. Whether you're a pregnant woman just trying to cool off on holiday, or a teenage boy looking for a role model, the internet always seems ready to throw you off course.After watching Louis Theroux’s documentary on the manosphere, the sisters chat about the strange corners of the online world shaping young minds today, and why rais
The Dead Dads Club
Welcome to Miami. Bonnie’s belly is growing… horizontally? And Lottie’s hair is growing. Full stop. Miracles happen in different ways.This week, the sisters chat about the constant changes women’s bodies go through, and why speaking about them matters. Because sometimes one honest conversation is all it takes to remind someone else they’re not going through it alone.They then reflect on experienci
It's Sushi
It’s the first in-person recording of No One Else Will Listen! And the sister's are up-close-and-personal.Lottie threw Bonnie the baby shower of dreams. Gorgeous décor, emotional speeches, and a catering plan that was 99% sushi. For a pregnant woman. Minor detail. Crisis averted (eventually), and no expectant mothers were harmed in the making of this party.The sisters debrief the big day before sp
Run While You Can
When it rains, it pours. Bonnie’s having twins! Except they’re not identical. One is a human child, and the other is her sunglasses brand. Not only has Bonnie been growing an actual baby, she's been a one-woman-show in launching her very own business, Studio 92. Good thing her pregnancy app has been there to hold her hand every step of the way! Now if only there was an app to tell her when he
We're Having a Baby!
Season 3 is here - and we’re back with a bang bump!Bonnie opens up about her fertility journey, from the emotional rollercoaster of IVF to the pure joy (and slight disbelief) of pregnancy. She shares how they surprised the family, the mental toll that fertility treatment can take, and the unbelievable support that carried her through it all. It’s honest, it’s vulnerable, and if you’re on a similar
I'm a Cover Girl!
It’s the season finale! And honestly… it couldn’t have come at a better time. Bonnie’s knee-deep in moving boxes and battling the winter uglies, while Lottie has just lived the best week of her LIFE. No, not the Cover Girl moment - her house got a deep clean and she’s never been happier. It's out with the old and she's ready to say goodbye to the Year of the Snake.To wrap up the season,
The Granny Who Stole Christmas
Bonnie and Lottie are coming down with something, but don’t panic, Lottie’s got a “remedy”... and yes, it involves toilet talk (because of course it does). It’s that time of year: head colds, Elf on the Shelf, and reflecting on the past twelve months - though honestly, must we?The sisters look back on their wildest Christmas memories, including the year someone stole Christmas. And no, it wasn’t T
Rats or Spiders?
He’s behind you!!! No, not Bugsy Malone - it’s Franklin Jonas… yeehaw! Bonnie got a surprise show from the Bonus Jonas, and let’s just say… howdy, partner. Sadly though, Bonnie's dancing boots are off for this year’s family panto trip as she'll be sitting this one out. So if you spot Lottie at this year’s Gaiety panto, please - help her locate the nearest toilet so she's not squatti
The Kris Kindle Saga
It’s full-fledged chaos in the Ryan family this week as the Christmas arguments have kicked off... in November. And we need your opinion: do gift cards ruin the Christmas magic?Lottie shares the most unattractive trait in a man, and no, it’s not wearing ankle socks with dress shoes - it's even worse.Meanwhile, Bonnie’s heading to the Jonas Brothers concert, praying they recognise he
Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don't
Lottie's losing her marbles this week - she couldn't find her way home without Google Maps and she lost her diary! Not just any diary... THE diary. Thankfully, with a quick prayer to St. Anthony (and a charitable bribe), it resurfaced just in time to remind her of her appearance on the 6 o’clock show, where she chatted all things peri- and menopause. Most people loved it… but of course,
You've Found Your People
Lottie’s been fighting demons this week - and no, not the Halloween kind. Neither head lice nor bum worms are welcome in her home, but she’s ready in her hazmat suit just in case (think of the hair extensions!!).On a deeper note, the sisters open up about the hardships that shaped who they are today; from the impossible standards placed on young girls in the performance industry to the lasting sca
Backup Dancers & A Britney Mic
Just when you thought the birthday celebrations were over, Bonnie swoops in to steal the spotlight. As she enters this new era, she’s questioning her career path; is it time to get back on stage and answer her true calling? (Watch your backs, Westlife).Meanwhile, Lottie’s been juggling it all, back-to-back birthdays, 17 different pumpkin costumes, and, wait for it, her new boobs (she wishes).
You're Having an Ogre!
The verdict’s in on Molly Mae’s documentary, and let’s just say the reviews are in the toilet… literally. Lottie’s birthday has come and gone (along with everyone else’s who was in Kinara that night). Meanwhile, Bonnie’s been hit with a wave of homesickness watching her family and friends actually enjoy their lives without her - how dare they?! Not that she’d get an invite to Elliott's party
The Birthday Episode
It’s The Birthday Episode! And this week, it’s all about Lottie. Bonnie surprises her with birthday messages from her nearest and dearest, though they’re far from the emotional tributes she might’ve hoped for (Elliot excluded… but maybe he’s just trying to rival Taylor Swift’s new album drop). All Lottie really wants for her birthday is a trip to Sephora, a bushy thong, and a lunchbox with he
The Ghost of Gerry Ryan
Lottie’s had a busy week decorating her house with pumpkins - and she’ll be spending the next week trying to locate her groin. Meanwhile, Bonnie’s wardrobe malfunction turned into a full-blown DIY project in the bathroom of a high-end work event (at least she got a seat at this one).In preparation for Halloween, Lottie’s toying with the idea of dressing up as the ghost of Gerry Ryan (though some m
Are You Hearing What I'm Hearing?
Bonnie finally scored a table at one of New York’s finest restaurants, and while the food was good, the overheard conversation was Michelin star level (think pompous with a capital P). Meanwhile, Lottie’s fresh new hair is just in time for the big 4-0, and she’s plotting her erotic road trip to Cockville… not to be confused with Willy Lane.Fashion crimes are on trial this week: will it be Selena G
Are You in My Seat?
Season 2 is here, and the sisters are back! Bonnie spent her summer playing musical chairs—couch-surfing one minute, and being demoted from the NYFW front row the next. Meanwhile, Lottie was buried under her never-ending to-do list, only for mum guilt to take over and leave her arguing with herself in the shower (Bonnie's advice: make a music video).Lottie's phone is listening to her, so her
You Can't Be Sad and Ugly
Lottie is potty training! No, not herself—although after last week's confessions, we wouldn’t be surprised. The girls reflect on what it’s like growing up in the spotlight with your dirty laundry on full display—sometimes literally, knickers and all (sorry B).Meanwhile, has anyone got a spare $800? Bonnie needs her roots done and might be back to student life as she considers a dramatic career piv
The Favourite Child
This week, the girls are joined by their beloved Mammy—live from Bonnie’s New York couch, where she’s been banished thanks to a suspicious cough. She’d probably have better luck getting a bed in space… maybe that’s next on her travel list.Lottie has her hair back (praise be), but she’s still waiting on her brows—one follicle at a time. The sisters are deep into Coachella gossip: Gaga’s return
Do You Need Therapy?
Does Bonnie need to go back to therapy? Lottie votes yes. But according to Bonnie, Lottie needs her hair extensions back—desperately. Sisters supporting sisters, kind of.This week, Bonnie's unpacking her wild dreams about losing her siblings—maybe triggered by their dad’s anniversary… or just her usual unprocessed trauma. Dream interpreters, our DMs are open.The sisters spiral into all the weird s
You're The Stank
Bonnie’s recovering from a traumatic blowdry that left her starring in an unsolicited salon photoshoot—keep your eyes peeled for the glossy evidence (and no, she didn’t ask for volume).Meanwhile, Lottie is living her best BBQ life in the fleeting Irish sun—donkey d*cks not on the menu, thank you very much.The sisters debate wedding guest fashion faux pas (bright pink feathers vs. polka dots: which
A Vibrating Eiffel Tower
Bonnie saw Big Ben in London… and also their brother’s bare ass.Meanwhile, Lottie’s anniversary night took a turn—from romance to reality—when she stumbled home tipsy, only to be greeted by a sick child (so much for a vibrating Eiffel Tower).And Lottie’s latest fascination with relationship synchronization has her questioning why Bonnie looks suspiciously like John… is she back kissing long-lost c
Ghosts of Kisses Past
Bonnie is on her deathbed (aka mildly suffering from hay fever), but her spirit is strong in reminding Lottie to milk her anniversary for every gift possible. The more celebrations, the more presents—girl math. Meanwhile, Lottie faces her worst nightmare: attending a baby shower alone. Bonnie, a seasoned pro in awkward social situations, shares her foolproof survival tips (step one: locate th
We're a Big Deal Now
Lottie’s been baring it all on The Baby Tribe podcast, reliving her complicated pregnancy and birth story— listen here: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0RyToZJD5E9uCrhgjkp14x?si=blSiuANcR3aXLXiuyLByegMeanwhile, Bonnie’s been faking it till she makes it, sneaking into their beloved Disneyland hotel where she really belongs. Despite Bonnie nearly flying out of a rollercoaster and Lottie almost
Full Cheeks on Display
Should AI be up for an Oscar? Maybe someone should ask the Best Man in Movie… whoever that is. Meanwhile, Bonnie is more than happy to let Lottie take the hits in life, and Lottie (mostly) obliges—except when it comes to defending Bonnie’s questionable shoe choices.But this week, it’s Lottie who’s still reeling from an unexpected eyeful in Dublin—thanks, Sabrina. On the bright side, she finally ha
Just Be a Big Old B***h!
Bonnie needs a full rebrand (or maybe just a fresh blow-dry), while Lottie hurtles toward 40 and considers asking Keanu Reeves for his anti-aging secrets. The sisters plot their comeback to the dancefloor—right alongside Britney (or… not Britney?).This week, they tackle a major dilemma: what do you do when you hate your sister’s boyfriend? Not that they’d know, of course…It’s unfiltered, mildly ch
It's Never Just One Glass
Lottie and Bonnie are back, and this week they're exposing themselves more than ever—literally. From drunken train mishaps (featuring an innocent bystander’s shoulder) to Lottie’s humbling experience at the waxing salon, no topic is off-limits. Meanwhile, Bonnie confesses to some deep, dark secrets, including a rebellious teenage phase and an X Factor audition she swore to take to the grave.It’s c
All Dogs Go to Heaven
Lottie’s recovering from a near-death experience (aka a mild cold), while Bonnie is fully consumed by pop culture chaos—Kendrick at the Super Bowl, Kanye (or is it Ye?) at the Grammys, and everything in between. She also finally answers the question everyone’s been asking… where’s Bob? (Spoiler: it's not good news)It’s raw, real, and a tad emosh—because who else would listen?Slide into their DMs o
Sugar Daddies & Lady Parts
In the first episode of No One Else Will Listen, sisters Lottie and Bonnie Ryan peel back the curtain on their chaotic childhood—complete with sibling trauma bonds, a few battle scars, and plenty of laughs. Lottie spills on her wedding regrets (courtesy of Bonnie), and the sisters share a surprising discovery about vaginas (hint: sugar daddies won’t care—they’re just here for the feet).It’s raw, r
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