Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

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• ‘I think you should have a conversation with Honor about her drinking,’ Sorcha goes 15.08.2025
• ‘I got thrun out of Amedica,’ Ronan goes. ‘Me visa was revoked’ 08.08.2025
• When Honor drops the news, I sit there with my mouth open like someone from Roscommon seeing escalators for the first time 01.08.2025
• The old dear made a seating plan for her own funeral. She didn’t want ugly people in the first three pews 25.07.2025
• I get this sudden flashback to when I was six or seven and I’d hold the wheel steady for the old dear while she drove home, half-cut 18.07.2025
• The old dear goes, ‘Sorcha? I don’t know anyone of that name. Is she one of your tarts, Ross?’ 11.07.2025
• Oisinn goes, ‘Dude, you’re saying goodbye. You do realise that? You’re saying goodbye to your old dear’ 04.07.2025
• Brett goes, ‘She’s close to the end, Ross. I was thinking we should arrange a living funeral for her’ 27.06.2025
• I’m always telling Sorcha to tone down the southside when we come out to Bray but she never listens 20.06.2025
• ‘I haven’t really been living before now,’ Brett tells his wife. ‘Ross has slept with more than 800 women’ 13.06.2025
• ‘I’m not even a bit stressed,’ Honor goes, ‘I haven’t done a focking tap for these exams’ 06.06.2025
• He obviously decided that he’d wasted his life, focusing on career, marriage and family goals 30.05.2025
• We’ve been through so much. I slept with two of JP’s ex-girlfriends, and Christian’s actual mother and even that didn’t break us up 23.05.2025
• Honor goes, ‘People will talk about my speech for years to come. And that’s just in the libel courts’ 18.05.2025
• Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘My old dear doesn’t have the embarrassment gene. It’s a South Dublin thing’ 09.05.2025
• Honor is staring at Brett like he’s an ATM and she’s sitting in a JCB, trying to work the levers 26.04.2025
• ‘That picture The Last Supper is weird. They’re all sitting on the same side of the table’ 18.04.2025
• Honor goes, ‘I’m editing the school yearbook photographs of anyone who pissed me off’ 13.04.2025
• ‘Imagine no possessions. I wonder if you can,’ the old dear sings. Her earrings cost more than my cor 04.04.2025
• ‘I most certainly do have an American accent,’ I tell my supposed half-brother. ‘I’m from south Dublin’ 28.03.2025