Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

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• ‘We’re going to run up the Sugar Loaf carrying rocks. Work through the pain barrier!’ 02.01.2026
• ‘Elf went missing and Sorcha’s old man went loop-the-focking-loop. He actually rang the Gords’ 19.12.2025
• Christmas or no Christmas, I’m frankly disappointed by Sorcha’s lack of killer instinct 12.12.2025
• The old man goes, ‘I’m sorry. I just can’t muster any enthusiasm for Christmas this year’ 05.12.2025
• ‘We’re going to buy a sh**load of frozen turkeys - if there’s a shortage I can sell them for €500 each’ 28.11.2025
• ‘Ronan is hanging out with the absolute scum of the earth: my old man and Hennessy Coghlan-O’Hara’ 21.11.2025
• ‘Dude, if you insist on coaching Blackrock, you can forget about me being your best man’ 14.11.2025
• ‘It’s all right for you,’ Honor goes. ‘You can have any woman you want’ 07.11.2025
• ‘I don’t like who my son has become since he started playing rugby. He’s full of himself’ 31.10.2025
• ‘There’s no such thing as academic-sporting balance. Not in schools that are serious about being winners’ 24.10.2025
• This is my son now – north Dublin’s leading wine snob 21.10.2025
• ‘I’m not going to call you Mister anything,’ I tell the deputy principal, and the boys all stort sniggering 10.10.2025
• Honor’s date for the debs is a looker. She clearly takes after her old man in that regord 03.10.2025
• Ronan pours the wine and goes, ‘It’s a surprising little number with notes of candyfloss, anchovies and balsawood’ 26.09.2025
• ‘You were mugged in Dalkey? Things like that don’t happen there’ 19.09.2025
• ‘I didn’t do a tap in school and yet life worked out pretty well for me’ 12.09.2025
• ‘The old man running a restaurant is like asking me to teach physics through Irish’ 05.09.2025
• ‘Rugby is the best idea we’ve ever come up with as a species,’ I go, channelling Fr Fehily 29.08.2025
• Sorcha goes, ‘The Dalkey Lobster Festival is this weekend. How am I going to show my face?’ 22.08.2025
• ‘I think you should have a conversation with Honor about her drinking,’ Sorcha goes 15.08.2025