Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard.
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Latest Episode
‘I’m not going to call you Mister anything,’ I tell the deputy principal, and the boys all stort sniggering (10.10.2025)
Previous Episodes
- Honor’s date for the debs is a looker. She clearly takes after her old man in that regord 03.10.2025
- Ronan pours the wine and goes, ‘It’s a surprising little number with notes of candyfloss, anchovies and balsawood’ 26.09.2025
- ‘You were mugged in Dalkey? Things like that don’t happen there’ 19.09.2025
- ‘I didn’t do a tap in school and yet life worked out pretty well for me’ 12.09.2025
- ‘The old man running a restaurant is like asking me to teach physics through Irish’ 05.09.2025
- ‘Rugby is the best idea we’ve ever come up with as a species,’ I go, channelling Fr Fehily 29.08.2025
- Sorcha goes, ‘The Dalkey Lobster Festival is this weekend. How am I going to show my face?’ 22.08.2025
- ‘I think you should have a conversation with Honor about her drinking,’ Sorcha goes 15.08.2025
- ‘I got thrun out of Amedica,’ Ronan goes. ‘Me visa was revoked’ 08.08.2025
- When Honor drops the news, I sit there with my mouth open like someone from Roscommon seeing escalators for the first time 01.08.2025
- The old dear made a seating plan for her own funeral. She didn’t want ugly people in the first three pews 25.07.2025
- I get this sudden flashback to when I was six or seven and I’d hold the wheel steady for the old dear while she drove home, half-cut 18.07.2025
- The old dear goes, ‘Sorcha? I don’t know anyone of that name. Is she one of your tarts, Ross?’ 11.07.2025
- Oisinn goes, ‘Dude, you’re saying goodbye. You do realise that? You’re saying goodbye to your old dear’ 04.07.2025
- Brett goes, ‘She’s close to the end, Ross. I was thinking we should arrange a living funeral for her’ 27.06.2025
- I’m always telling Sorcha to tone down the southside when we come out to Bray but she never listens 20.06.2025
- ‘I haven’t really been living before now,’ Brett tells his wife. ‘Ross has slept with more than 800 women’ 13.06.2025
- ‘I’m not even a bit stressed,’ Honor goes, ‘I haven’t done a focking tap for these exams’ 06.06.2025
- He obviously decided that he’d wasted his life, focusing on career, marriage and family goals 30.05.2025
- We’ve been through so much. I slept with two of JP’s ex-girlfriends, and Christian’s actual mother and even that didn’t break us up 23.05.2025
